Last night I couldn’t sleep. It could have been the excitement I was was feeling from the studs I met at the dog park, or it could have been the stray lego guy that I swallowed. Sometime around 2am I threw up all over Linky’s crate. By the time your sister knew what was going on, I had already eaten it all back up minus the lego. You know what they say, *destroy the evidence*.
Today was mostly quiet. While Heather washed my blankets, I played with Linky a lot. He was nice, and shared his pillow with me. I humped him a few times. It’s getting annoying though because all he does is lay there. I mean come on… DO something!
Heather says I have a death wish since I jumped on the cat. She’s fast, but not as fast as Reagan the Rocket Dog! Your sister says I’m a little old lady and TJ’s mom says I should be named Raquelle. But I think I’m fast, like lightning.
They left me here again when the went to the Science Museum. Heather took me out when she got home and said she was going to walk me until I pooped. I totally held it the whole time. I’m getting really good at holding it until I really need to use it. When we went in, and no one was looking, I shit all over the kitchen floor. But then I thought… “Oh crap! I’ve already shit in the kitchen!” So I picked it up and tried to drag it to the hallway where I thought it would look much nicer. That’s when Heather caught me and a little piece broke off in my mouth. So… what else was I supposed to do? I ate it. You know what they say… *destroy the evidence*.
Love you dad. See you tomorrow!
Reagan
Thank you Heather. Esther and I are having great fun reading Reagan's mail. She sounds like a great dog. I hope she gets a nice going away present when her dad gets back.
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Shane owes you big time.
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He really, really does. We were trying to even the score after he flew to VT and drove to Washington with TJ. However, I think he's pulled out in front as far as I.O.U.'s go.
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You are a good sister, with an evil sense of humor! I love it; can't wait to hear how the next 24 hours go…..
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I wish there would be more. But I swear to god another 24 hours with this dog and I might lose that sense of humor. After I wrote Part 3 she pooped and peed on the floor one more time.
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That just plain SUCKS! I hope your sense of humor remains!
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